CONTACT US — Or Forever Hold Your Pez

Look, we know you’ve got stories.

Maybe you saw Kristy McNichol behind the Taco Bell in 1977.

Maybe you drank a few Bartles & Jaymes and passed out in an above-ground pool.

Maybe you accidentally summoned a Ouija board demon during a Tupperware party in 1981.

WE WANT THAT ENERGY!

Send us your questions, your weird childhood memories, your terrifying encounters with ventriloquist dummies—anything that smells vaguely like melted plastic and Reagan-era trauma.

If it happened in the ’60s, ’70s, or ’80s—and made someone say, “You should probably keep that to yourself”—we want to hear about it. We might even read it on the show—or better yet, you can come on the show and talk to us from the safety of the liquor cabinet.