April 7, 2025
Lightbulb Cakes, Tiger Beat Crushes, and the CIA Training Simulator for Girls
Jeff and Chris go full slumber party as they deep dive into the girlhood trenches of the '70s and '80s. We're talkin’ teen idols, Easy-Bake foolery, and a board game that trains future stalkers. There's yelling, there's shame, and there's a Donny Osmond lunchbox—because of course there is.
Things spiral fast as “Uniden” gets name-dropped like it's a Bond villain, fake cake gets served hotter than a super nova, and AI watches from the shadows, judging us all. There's also a heartfelt request for listener trauma stories involving molten (brownie-like) objects and rejected calls on fake phones from imaginary men. If you grew up confused by gender roles and slightly burned by plastic appliances, this one's for you.
