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By signing up, you’ve unlocked the secret stash — a digital treasure trove where every single reference from every single episode is dissected, ranked, scored, and apathetically judged by our cold, calculating AI overlord. 

Want to know why Chris got 98,342 points for a Captain Kangaroo deep cut but Jeff only got 398 for that Silverhawks mention?
Now you can.
Will it change your life?
No.
Will it make you better than 93% of the population in obscure pop culture trivia?

Absolutely.

So go ahead—click below, feast your eyes, and bask in the retro glow of pulls so nice, we had to mention them twice.