Feb. 25, 2025
The Dawn of Shopping Malls, the Mysterious Heather Thomas, and that time Chris Bought a Baptismal Certificate from an Adult Bookstore
What starts as a casual discussion about malls quickly mutates into an unhinged, spiral through the sacred rituals of ‘80s adolescence. Marvel as Chris and Jeff take on the unmatched power of an Orange Julius, and undeniable importance of meeting a girl at Sam Goody. But hold on—there’s more! A deep confession about a fraudulent baptismal certificate, a wild detour into the mafia-like mysteries of mall piano stores, and Heather Thomas makes multiple appearances for reasons unclear, yet entirely necessary. Also, somewhere in all this madness, they stumble upon the single greatest contribution the shopping mall ever made to human civilization. What was it? Oh, you’ll just have to listen...
